Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Old People Working Here

A couple of years ago, I received my first pair of transitional lenses, aka bifocals. I first noticed the deterioration of my near vision because when I sat down in the evening to read my Bible, the letters were fuzzy and I ended up taking off my glasses and holding the book up close to my nose. Cindy got a real kick out of that.

I was recently fitted for a new pair of transitional lenses, and trust me, these are more "transitional" than the first pair. I'm beginning to notice many things that most of us take for granted like reading labels in the grocery store, and I've also learned that the term "transitional" applies more to my age than my lenses. That last point is demonstrated by the following episode from the workplace.

Friday of last week I was testing some software on one of the test PCs that we have for our project team. Since my previous visit to that PC, someone (likely 20 years younger) had changed the display settings from 1024x768 pixels to 1280x800 pixels (really tiny characters). I suppose that I complained loudly enough for all in the next county to hear, because when I arrived at work on Monday, I found the following sign posted on the PC in question:


Just double-click the image to get the full effect. I love my co-workers. I really do...

2 comments:

Jen Whisonant said...

ahhh, if only i were there to heckle you when you're not at work, too...how i miss those good times, nothing like the good ol' days, eh, pops???

:) you know you love me!

Rick & Cindy Shideler said...

Hey man... you've got to look at the bright side of this. You've beat those young whipper-snappers. They're not messing with your monitor settings anymore. :-) But alas I can sympathize, I am about to upgrade my monitor from the 19 inch variety I have now to either a 21 or even a 24 inch. I tell Cindy its because its bigger and better (that's the Tim the Toolman Taylor coming out in me) when in actuality, I can't see the dang thing anymore. Ain't growing old a blast?? Love ya man. BTW, I now know what to buy you for your b-day, either longer arms or a large print Bible. :-)